Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a scientist. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your secret death ray, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

(Courtesy of the convenient Evil Plan guide at Darksites.com)