Introducing: The Milwaukee Lunchbox, Talkie, and Terror

Chatting with a friend right now, and he asks if I've ever had a drink called The Lunchbox (official name The Milwaukee Lunchbox). I haven't; he said it's "liquid sex". Anyone who knows me knows that I love actual lunchboxes, and have a small collection, so I was curious if this drink might be added to my lunchbox-y fun. He gives me the gist of it...

The Lunchbox is a drop shot (like an Irish Car Bomb). The pint gets orange juice, cranberry juice, and any generic beer (PBR, etc.). The drop is a shot of 151 with an amareto float. "3 of those and I'm cruisin," he says, "It tastes like generic Tampico brand punch."

He also told me of some variations...

The Milwaukee Talkie: instead of orange juice and beer, this drink uses Sparx, which has a 5.5% alcohol content.

For the "fucking terror" version of the Milwaukee Talkie, which I am officially dubbing The Milwaukee Terror, use Four Loko (same as a Sparx, but with 11% alcohol(!!!)) and Mike's Hard Cranberry Lemonade. "All alcoholic, and damned delicious."

My friends... stoners and alcoholics, the lot of them. I think I should count myself lucky that I no longer live in the same town as this guy, as I'm pretty sure hanging out with him would result in frequent alcohol poisoning and the general failure of my liver. I think I'll avoid the "terror" version at least until my liver is replaced with a bionic one. 2020 is going to be one hell of a New Year's party!