Sometimes Things get Complicated

And sometimes that's okay. A conversation (name changed to protect someone who's not really all that innocent) re-planning a vacation after things on my side changed:

Mr. Howell: Oh no, we'll have to settle for the Hilton

me: Oh no
me: But then You'll have to rent a car too
me: Or just live in the hotel room however long You're here!

Mr. Howell: Well I'd have to do both
Mr. Howell: And I wouldn't be able to cook!!!

me: That would suck
me: Considering that I'm fairly sure you don't plan to lace my food with arsenic

Mr. Howell: Well after news like this...

me: hey!
me: i am a feeble girl mind You, very prone to suspicion

Mr. Howell: When it comes to other men, I'll believe that
Mr. Howell: But I'm beyond suspicion

me: oh you are?

Mr. Howell: Well I thought I was

me: you are
me: even though you want to hurt me

Mr. Howell: No no no
Mr. Howell: you want to be hurt
Mr. Howell: There's a difference

me: yes
me: But You can't deny You're looking forward to, erm, helping

Mr. Howell: *grins evily*

me: SADIST!!!

I can't wait to see how this one turns out. ;)