Tinfoil Solves Everything

Sometimes, I'm not sure Makal and I take the news seriously...

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Makal: So did you hear of the Astronaut who kidnapped her lover's other interest (link)?
Merrick: yes
Merrick: murder murder?
Makal: Did you hear how she was dressed?
Merrick: no
Makal: And armed?
Makal: She was armed with a meat tendrizer, knife, mace, tazer, and a BB gun, and she was wearing adult diapers at the time.
Makal: Sounds like the alien in her head is having a hard time adapting.
Merrick: lawl
Merrick: yeah, probably
Merrick: she obviously hasn't tried the tinfoil hat method
Merrick: every good paranormal researcher knows that's the first step to protecting your brain from alien signals
Makal: It's also the worst step towards increasing your wireless signal strength.
Merrick: *sigh*
Merrick: yes, yes it is
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We had a friend who actually tried that. His logic was that it would be like adding tinfoil to rabbit ear-antena for a TV. Sadly, he was mistaken.