Ketchup

So it is that I have returned from the realm of faerie. Thank the fucking heavens 'cause I've got a damned faerie hangover. But wow, what a weekend. Really, crazy fucking weekend. It's gonna take a few installments to cover everything though, and I need to take my time to do it justice. But first, I need to get some more fucking meat into my system. This was the longest I've gone without any meat — about three days — and my body is so craving the protein. But seriously, wow. K, I'm off to fry up some bloody dead animal carcass.