Me Be Smarty

I love making pbj's toasted on one of those sandwhich presses, and decided to snack on one earlier. Sadly, I spent several minutes waiting for the waffle iron to heat up. Guess I should pay better attention to what I'm doing?

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me: "Monkey?"
him: "I don't see this monkey."
me: "No one ever sees the monkey."
him: "Merrick, there's something wronge with you."
me: "Yeah, probably--"
him: "Always seeing monkeys. Or chickens."
me: "Oh yeah! The chickens!"
(See, I'm not always that intelligent of a presence...)